Yes, yes, I'm going to hell, I'm a horrible witch for allowing gay people to continue their evil ways, etc. etc. etc.

You know who I really hate the most? People who don't like homosexuality because it's "gross." And are willing to base LAWS on that.

Guess what else is gross? Putting ranch dressing on your pizza. That is a waste- ABUSE, even- of perfectly good pizza. Oh, and chocolate milk. The chocolate and the milk were just fine on their own, but you had to go and put them together and ruin everything, didn't you? Blasphemer.

What? That's my opinion?

Well golly gee, I guess I can't enforce it on you. You're free to enjoy your food abominations. Because guess what? It's not hurting me. If you and I both take a piece of pizza, and you dunk yours in ranch dressing, it doesn't change my slice of the pizza. It doesn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to have it.

"Homosexuality is icky" is an OPINION. So shut up and deal. Nobody's forcing you to be gay. You don't have to like it, but you don't have the right to say who other people can and can't love.

Furthermore, freedom of religion, betches. At least, here in the USA. I've never heard an argument against gay marriages that boiled down to anything other than, "It's icky" or "It's against my religion."

In the end, it just leaves me wondering why someone would care so much about... well, basically, other people's bedroom preferences. You call them the "perverts"...